the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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