Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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