I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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