dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
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Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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