were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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