God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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