She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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