Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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