**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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