Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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