Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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