Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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