I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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