we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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