Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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