At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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