is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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