She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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