My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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