thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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