My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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