I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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