I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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