Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I think your dad took our porno
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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