Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Of course I have a pirate flag
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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