hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Randomize
