Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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