so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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