So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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