Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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