so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
