i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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