apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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