i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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