wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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