Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I think I sprained my soul last night
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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