No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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