my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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