idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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