I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Girls should come with a carfax report
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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