so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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