She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
