i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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