so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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