i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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