we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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