North Korea, Best Korea!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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