awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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