Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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