I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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