So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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