Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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