Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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