suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Dicks are not precious.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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